I received the transcripts I ordered. I'm a master!
Because our seniors have already graduated, I have a few periods without students tomorrow. I'll probably head down to the district office, paperwork in hand, and sit at someone's desk to ensure all of this is recorded properly so that I can get a pay raise next year! Took me 5 years to get the degree, should take me 3 years to recoup that cost--so after 8 years I'll have broken even.